Spotlight on: Billy the Exterminator

For those who know me, you know I’m white trash at heart. Born and raised in a trailer park as I like to say…

With a face only a mother (and I) could love and my future babydaddy, Billy the Exterminator, is my newfound obsession. 

I don’t know if the appeal of him is the fact that he looks like most of the vermin he’s hired to “take care of”, or the fact that he’s a textbook (that I wrote) man’s man. 

Those frosted tips, the mystique behind those Star Trek glasses, and the extended soul patch; Billy has my heart under lock and key, with my dignity as collateral. 

He’s a boy band heartthrob meets Joe Dirt. A poor man’s Brad Pitt. Chris Angel meets Jon Gosselin after lunch with Dog the Bounty Hunter.

But, really, I should be thanking not God for blessing the Earth with such a beautiful creature, but actually A&E. That goddamn network knows how to rope me in, and never let me go… Billy the Exterminator, Intervention, Obsessed, Criminal Minds. 

So, here’s to you Billy! Call me.

G