A WITTE LOOK AT RACHEL PROFILING

Our lovechild, "A Witte Look at Rachel Profiling" is intended to serve as a forum for our (there are two of us!) personal musings that begin in our minds and extend to the computer screens of underutilized interns around the world. Each post will spotlight a topic of our own choosing and will hopefully (and quickly!) illuminate the fact that we not only have very specialized knowledge about only that which no one cares about, but also prove our bosses right.

July 19, 2010 • 2 notes

I found it. My Holy Grail. After countless hours of cleaning up puddles of drool after a Dairy Queen commercial, my fat ass found one. And enjoyed it. I can only imagine eating a Blizzard to be on par with heroine. That should be an anti-drug commercial. Above the Influence: Dairy Queen.

The morbid and grotesquely obese one of the duo, obviously,

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