Rebuttal: The conscientious one

I can’t help that the stars aligned and the duty as breadwinner was delegated to me in this relationship. You have neglected our child, and abused your power of joint custody. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some Witte looks to ogle at, and have disregarded any Rachel profiling thoughts I’ve had.

Onto the posts,

G (the one who strives to keep this puppy afloat)