Breaching the contract adults made with technology to never communicate in anything less than grammatical perfection, Owen reveals himself to be not only a 13 year old girl, but also Gossip Girl’s ghostwriter.
A WITTE LOOK AT RACHEL PROFILING
Our lovechild, "A Witte Look at Rachel Profiling" is intended to serve as a forum for our (there are two of us!) personal musings that begin in our minds and extend to the computer screens of underutilized interns around the world. Each post will spotlight a topic of our own choosing and will hopefully (and quickly!) illuminate the fact that we not only have very specialized knowledge about only that which no one cares about, but also prove our bosses right.
